I don’t need my goggles.

I’m not hungry after that long workout.

Those stings don’t bother me.

I love my goggle tan.

Getting lanolin on my clothes doesn’t bother me.

My wife/husband doesn’t mind sand all over the car.

I never tie my suit.

I only need one ear plug.

That was way too easy.

When I stepped on the sea urchin, I kept on walking.

I’m never nervous around sharks.

Running in soft sand is the easy part.

I’d rather spend all my time doing dryland [training].

I swim better with jet lag.

I love the smell of neoprene.

I can see better at night.

When he elbowed me, I thought nothing of it.

I never need a warm-up.

It’s 20% mental.

I’ll just wing it.

Put some Vaseline on those goggles.

Everything always goes to plan.

Where are my wetsuit booties and gloves?

I love breathing in the [boat] exhaust.

I prefer swimming through the kelp beds.

I can’t stand swimming in that crystal-clear water.

I got shin splits from swimming too far.

I’ll swim breaststroke the whole way.*

I’ll swim backstroke the whole way.**

I’ll swim butterfly the whole way.***