1. A sprint takes you at least 2 hours
2. You know Lava is a magazine
3. Your training bikes cost you more than your car
4. You own many wetsuits in different thicknesses
5. You have 3 coaches, a nutritionist, and a masseuse
6. Bonking is a common topic of discussion
7. Kona only means one thing
8. You shave your legs more than your spouse
9. You can fit 2 pairs of Swedish goggles inside your favorite pair of swim goggles
10. Transitions are critical junctures in a race as opposed to in your career or life

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