Lanolin? What Is This?
A true conversation at a security checkpoint in an American airport: Uniformed TSA (Transportation Security Administration) Personnel: “What is this stuff?“ Swimmer: “Lanolin.” Uniformed TSA Personnel: “Where did it come from?” Swimmer: “Sheep.” Uniformed TSA Personnel (with a furrowed brow): —– Swimmer: “Seriously, lanolin comes from the glands of sheep.” Uniformed TSA Personnel (studiously looking …